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You Are Old - Birthday Card


We've been carrying Near Modern Disaster cards since the early days of Twang & Pearl when they made us laugh out loud several times in several shops on a trip to Portland, Oregon. We've been laughing with every order delivery since.

  • Offset printed in the USA by Near Modern Disaster
  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Inside: Blank
  • Paper: FSC Certified 130 pound card stock
  • Packaging: 100% recycled kraft envelope with protective cellophane sleeve